BREAKING NEWS: Elmikey and Pain Plot Return of Fire Warriors

Klondike, CPAC Headquarters– It was an average Monday night that became a little less average as a secret meeting was leaked that included a chat with Elmikey and Pain on a chat roomdiscussing a creation…

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Oh No! I Sunk Your Capital: Why Having a Capital Is a Bad Idea

KLONDIKE, CPAC Philosophy Desk – This is Cynical Penguin here, today I am going to talk about Capitals and armies, and why I believe it’s not a great idea.

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Success: The Flame Beneath the Balloon

KLONDIKE, CPAC Philosophy Desk – The rise to power and relevancy can be a glorious, albeit cruel, process. Through gaining what we label to be success, we are forced to abandon old principles and adopt…

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New Ice Warrior Leadership Introduced

SUB ZERO, ICE WARRIORS CAPITAL – As of 1:00pm EST, a new leadership has been introduced to the Ice Warriors of CP. The duo is to be known as “Tesicia”. Tes, the current leader, is to…

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Light Troops Shut Down; Pirates Return

ICE BOX, Light Troops Capital – After many months of hard work and trying to reach further into the CPA Central Top 10, Waterkid has decided to officially shut down the Light Troops. As always, CPA…

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