Pufpuf103, Dark Warriors Legend, Retires

KLONDIKE, CPAC Newsroom – Following the cease-fire between the Doritos and the Dark Warriors, Pufpuf103, a leader and legend of the DW, announced his retirement.

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Water Vikings and Underground Mafias Army Sign Treaty

Klondike, CPAC Headquarters – Following a 2-week conflict, the Water Vikings and Underground Mafias Army agree to terms to end their war.

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Dark Warriors vs. Doritos War Ends

KLONDIKE, CPAC Newsroom – What might have been expected to be a full-fledged war between the Dark Warriors and Doritos has drawn to an end.

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[Phil]|New Recruits Versus Veteran Recruits|[Osophy]

Hello I am your host, Phil Osophy, and tonight’s topic is “Why new recruits are more valuable to an army than veterans recruited from other armies.” Prepare to have your socks knocked off but prepare your…

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